You’re Cheese

Nope, it’s not about smiling...try again, give up? Well, it’s about that important person in your life. And why you feel; everyone, just wants to have that big unspoilt slice. Well unless your lactose intolerant, then obviously the division of your cheese is not an idea you would take with open arms.

We all should know what happens to cheese when left out in the open, inadvertently it becomes stale. Keep your cheese refrigerated; allow it not, to be cheesed off. For no one really wants stale cheese which is too much pain to endure, even for the starved. The Cheese is, was and will be; such a wonderful thing to be wasteful of.

The great thing about it, Cheese is so abundantly varied; for there is a type of cheese, for every type, for every soul. But be cognizant, this Cheese is not for consumption. A moral adjustment, if not aware, for this ‘Cheese’ must be cherished to every single bit. But do not bite, instead appreciate – realize that your Cheese is special. Embrace the fact that no one else can have a slice, a piece. Fortunately, you’re not lactose intolerant, maybe to everything else, but not Cheese.

So be free to be cheesy, with your Cheese; undoubtedly love it. Cheesing is essential, when with your Cheese. For only then, your Cheese will come to the realization; that you in fact, are their Cheese, their spoilt milk.....

How yummy does that sound?